Tag: Humor

2013 has largely been a year of finger pointing, villainizing and poor attention span all brought about by Demonic influences.

The Pope was dead. So they had to select a new successor to the Throne of Peter, to serve as God’s Vicar on Earth, and to oversee the rule of the Lord upon Earth.

Karla Fetrow: Authorities believe Federal charges and legal entanglements have contributed to Santa’s bout of severe depression and apparent suicide. His job is currently open to applicants.

Bill The Butcher- Brings the fun-times to Friday this week with Fairly Useless Facts.

Bill the Butcher:- In an interview with the press, Raghead demonstrates the popular support of the public toward the rebels.

Dylan- Mr. Bear didn’t get the picture right away. He still came sneaking back two more times, but I’m an experienced sentry.

Lauryn Grace- Are you prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Mike: “No, no Paddy,” Jim quickly replied. “You know me Pad, I wasn’t even thinking of his money. I swear it.”

Bill the Butcher- Samsamurthy attempted to deny this vigorously. Indeed, he was not ill. He was merely an insect.

Bill the Butcher- He is every woman’s worst nightmare. He lurks in the shadows, evil in his heart. He sneaks into houses while the owners are at work, and conceals himself in some niche where nobody looks…