Mid Flight

The upper voice was scolding shrilly, scornfully, telling her she had once again been an idiot.  “What are you going to do?  Where are going now?  How did you get yourself into this mess?”  To all the above, she answered back, “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know”.  The other voices clamored their […]

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Not For Sale

Sarah Palin isn’t a racist. As she pointed out, her husband is one-eighth Yup’ik. Not that he grew up in a Yup’ik village, or has any special concerns for his traditional Native heritage, but he has a sweet, eighty-seven year old grandmother who grew up on the Igushik River in the Bristol Bay region. Lena […]

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The Late Mitchell Warren’s Q & A #1

WARNING: The Late Mitchell Warren’s Q&A column is a satire and not meant to be taken seriously. Seriously, don’t take his advice or you could end up in jail. QUESTION What I don’t understand is why oil prices have dropped to ninety dollars a barrel, but gas prices remain the same. What’s keeping the gas […]

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