Your face standing next to a dead animal isn’t attractive, you stupid @#$%ing Affluenza-affected delinquent jackass piece of @#$% son of a *&^$.
A selection of Subversive people and groups we love.
Hollywood Urban Legend #1130: Milo and Otis were the victims of a snuff film. That’s right, your childhood is now tainted.
Azazel: A pride of shepherd lions invite a great bear to join them, as they have control over a herd of sheep that will obey their every command.
Dylan- Mr. Bear didn’t get the picture right away. He still came sneaking back two more times, but I’m an experienced sentry.
Karla Fetrow: India might have its sacred cows, but Anchorage, Alaska has its sacred moose.
Karla Fetrow- The most common allergy in children below age three is cow’s milk. The most expensive milk on the market is goat’s milk, yet goats are less expensive to raise.
Dylan- Service dogs help their pack leaders in very special ways and Banji, the service dog, was hired as the companion of a very special puppy.
Mike- The beasts that gathered around one Christmas Eve began to talk about who might be God’s favorite. Each of them had a wonderful reason, but then it was the donkey’s turn to tell his story.
Mike: As true as God, out of the back of the old graveyard, this black dog ran, straight across the open space, and jumped into the car in front of mom.