PLANET BUTT HURT
Adeel Ahmad: Here we harvest not crops, but the combined global butt hurt of one class over another.
Read MoreHumor
Apparently this strange thing called “humor” increases social interaction and sexual capabilities.
I am not a hooker. I am just business savvy.
I am not a hooker. I am just business savvy.
I have never had any interest in prostituting myself and being ostracized by society. Sex should be an emotional, loving and spiritual experience shared between two (or three or four) people.
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Dogs That Defied the Laws of Science
Dogs of science remains an uncomfortable subject today, given our new standards of elevating canines to the deserving status of human beings, all the while we disregard anything that doesn’t have a snout and floppy ears.
Read MoreHappy Mother’s Day, where’s dinner?
It’s once again mother’s day and all you ungrateful children who were evicted from your mom’s uterus get to show your appreciation by completely ignoring her struggles while engaging in consumerist pacification behaviors.
Read MoreAguacate in Espanol
Subversify is honored to reprint the original Avocado Soap Opera in Spanish for our predominantly Latino audience. The original Avocado Soap Opera can be found here. For this one of …
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