People, we are dumb all over. This the year of our Lord 2008 can be written down as the year that nobody ran for president of the USA . Look at the numbers. The Dems are out drawing the big money GOP. Why is that […]
Sarah Palin isn’t a racist. As she pointed out, her husband is one-eighth Yup’ik. Not that he grew up in a Yup’ik village, or has any special concerns for his traditional Native heritage, but he has a sweet, eighty-seven year old grandmother who grew up […]
By Sergio Impleton The children are rifling the boxes of old costumes, scouting the thrift shops for ideas and emptying the department stores of make up and accessories.
“This is going to be the last day of freedom for the rest of our lives.” I remember telling my husband those exact words back on Aug. 10, 1996.
WARNING: The Late Mitchell Warren’s Q&A column is a satire and not meant to be taken seriously. Seriously, don’t take his advice or you could end up in jail. QUESTION What I don’t understand is why oil prices have dropped to ninety dollars a barrel, […]
Rise to Power As Alaska gears up to celebrating its fiftieth year of statehood, its constituents stagger under the accusations of special interest politics and watch its legislative
By Sergio Impleton In that sublime month of fall, when we should in fact be preparing ourselves for what will most likely be a very harsh winter, we cultivate our children for the first step in the give me process.
The American tax payers have been exonerated; at least for a short while; from carrying the burden imposed by poor financial management. It has taken an act of Congress to grant us this brief reprieve.
“It’s what we call a matte painting, it’s a camera trick, it’s nothing. Nothing but a dream. Today you have the chance to let the dream triumph.” –The Fake Orson Welles (“RKO 281”) For as long as civilization has existed, man has sought to find […]
