Who is the One Tin Soldier?

By: The Late Mitchell Warren-There won’t be any trumpets blowing come the judgment day, on the bloody morning after, One Tin Soldier rides away.

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The 10 Most Likely Ways You Will Die

The Late Mitchell Warren, naturally an expert on death, provides “The 10 Most Likely Ways You Will Die.” You may not get out of this page alive.

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My Non-Fatal Vacation at SeaWorld

Mitchell Warren recalls a non-murderous vacation at SeaWorld, the famous theme park now marred by allegations of a murderous orca.

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Hey Meat Eater—PETA Kicks Your Skanky Ass!

A lot of people at Subversify seem highly opinionated about PETA, the notorious animal rights organization that makes young meat eaters cry. In this not-too-objective article, The Late Mitchell Warren tackles PETA, animal rights, vegetarianism and the constitutional rights we have to devour our fellow humans.

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