Merry Christmas from The Late Mitchell Warren! Hello all of you mad Christmas shoppers. Before you beat me to death with a shovel so you can get your grubby hands on that demonic Pleo dinosaur, allow me to give you a very special Christmas greeting.
Real Estate in Deltosa
Mitchell Warren’s “Real Estate in Deltosa” begs the question: What would aliens do with a surplus of babies & would it be delicious?
The WikiLeaks Dilemma—Why is Any Document Confidential?
The Late Mitchell Warren addresses the WikiLeaks controversy…and waits for President Obama to clear his name. “I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire!”
Mitchell Warren Talks to the Animals

Late Mitchell Warren ponders veganism and vegetarianism in this Subversify debate on omnivorous morality, filled with delicious talking animals.
Burt Campbell from Soap Was the Original Cosmo Kramer

The death of the live audience reaction is was what killed the clown.
Chord Progression
The Late Mitchell Warren-It is rude to join a stream of consciousness already in progress.Now don’t wake the sensitive soul.
Who is the One Tin Soldier?
By: The Late Mitchell Warren-There won’t be any trumpets blowing come the judgment day, on the bloody morning after, One Tin Soldier rides away.
Mitchell Warren’s Unsolicited Submission
Sex. Liquor. Writing. Publishing. All very evil things. Unsolicited Submission goes down like a bottle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey.
The 10 Most Likely Ways You Will Die
The Late Mitchell Warren, naturally an expert on death, provides “The 10 Most Likely Ways You Will Die.” You may not get out of this page alive.
Parables About Chickens

All five parts of the Chicken Parables series. They are in parable format, meaning they are somewhat esoteric to the author’s life, and yet strangely universal.