An Interview With an Alien
John Tannen interviews Madama Mama and gets the dirt on Mars. Which you probably haven’t heard much about.
Read MoreWhy We All Hate Christmas
Merry Christmas from The Late Mitchell Warren! Hello all of you mad Christmas shoppers. Before you beat me to death with a shovel so you can get your grubby hands on that demonic Pleo dinosaur, allow me to give you a very special Christmas greeting.
Read MoreReal Estate in Deltosa
Mitchell Warren’s “Real Estate in Deltosa” begs the question: What would aliens do with a surplus of babies & would it be delicious?
Read MoreThe WikiLeaks Dilemma—Why is Any Document Confidential?
The Late Mitchell Warren addresses the WikiLeaks controversy…and waits for President Obama to clear his name. “I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire!”
Read MoreMitchell Warren Talks to the Animals
Late Mitchell Warren ponders veganism and vegetarianism in this Subversify debate on omnivorous morality, filled with delicious talking animals.
Read MoreBurt Campbell from Soap Was the Original Cosmo Kramer
The death of the live audience reaction is was what killed the clown.
Read MoreChord Progression
The Late Mitchell Warren-It is rude to join a stream of consciousness already in progress.Now don’t wake the sensitive soul.
Read MoreWho is the One Tin Soldier?
By: The Late Mitchell Warren-There won’t be any trumpets blowing come the judgment day, on the bloody morning after, One Tin Soldier rides away.
Read MoreMitchell Warren’s Unsolicited Submission
Sex. Liquor. Writing. Publishing. All very evil things. Unsolicited Submission goes down like a bottle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey.
Read MoreThe 10 Most Likely Ways You Will Die
The Late Mitchell Warren, naturally an expert on death, provides “The 10 Most Likely Ways You Will Die.” You may not get out of this page alive.
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