With all the hoopla about Superman vs. Batman, the Avengers vs Thanos and dare we say…Antman vs Thanos (ahem, or a part of Thanos) it’s clear that superhero dating is alive and well. There’s obviously some flirting going on with Superman and Wonder Woman, the Hulk and Scarlet Widow and Batman and…well, pretty much Batman and everybody. Because in case you haven’t heard, women just adore Batman because angry billionaires with wonderful toys never goes out of style. Still, if you’re a single woman and are determined to improve the gene pool by marrying and reproducing with your ideal superhero, or if you’re a lonely and brooding crime fighter looking to improve your dating odds, it’s time to review our list of the most common complaints made about dating modern superheroes.
1.“He’s too poor!”
Yeah, don’t take for granted why Batman and Iron Man are sexy and magnetic towards women. The costume helps. Batman’s Dom attitude and Iron Man’s quirkiness is great…but at the end of the day they are billionaires. So they’re like, even better than Christian
2. “He has too much drama!”
Speaking of Jessica Jones, there’s a good reason why girls don’t go after superheroes that have way too much personal drama in their lives. Most hotties prefer the “save the world” type of superhero, the guy who clocks in and out whenever
3. “He’s too nice!”
Sad but true, the nerdy old Clark Kent stereotype doesn’t really attract women anymore. Even with the newest Superman reincarnation, Henry Cavill, Superman is darker,
4. “He kills way too many innocent people!”
Sad but true—there are far too many superheroes out there who don’t mind wasting innocent people along the way of delivering justice. And some of these guys really take it to an extreme, questioning whether they deserve to be called heroes or not. They’re the type of guy that would make Stan Lee grumble and harrumph! Women may be attracted to gangsters and
5. “Zero in the bedroom!”
6. “Stop trying to make me the bad guy!”
Blame Batman and The Spirit for this one. True, some superheroes eventually realize that all the women they bed, inevitably turn evil and try to kill them. But you can’t go around thinking that all women you score with are actually super-villains going undercover and trying to extract your juices for non-sexy purposes. Not all women are out to get you, not all women are trying to inject you with a serum that transforms you into a grotesque monster. After a while, it gets insulting and dare we say even sexist to think that every woman is hiding a sinister secret. Believe it or not, some girls really just want to have a fling with a genetically gifted rockstar and have no plans to pressure you into a wedding, stalk you for ten years or try to destroy the planet ala Phoenix and her yellow-eyed jealousy issues.