Dr. Phal Promotes a New Male Performance Product

Dr. Phal Promotes a New Male Performance Product


Dr Phal McCawk has a new product out that may be for you! “Hey guys, does this seem familiar to you?”


  1. From now on i’m going to be leery of men who can talk me under the table. Not that i have a great deal to worry about. I’ve reached that age where my bargaining power is more in what i own than what i’m able to pack into a tight sweater.

  2. I have to admit that I’m leery of talking women under the table too – ever since the last time when unfortunately there was a mountie walking through and the woman and I were fined for “performing an indecent act in a public place”. You also should not discount the overwhelming amorous desires that flow through men, no matter the age of a woman – I was watching a documentary recently on a 79 year old woman who did not date anyone older than forty. She wasn’t rich but she had a full dance card nonetheless.

  3. I have to blame this on Kanye West. I was working on the lines when the boys shouted that I had to come to the living room fast, they were playing my song on some music countdown show. I was expecting maybe retro Ramones or something but no, it was Kanye West. I asked them why they would think that this would be “my song”. The nine year old answered, “he said this one’s for the douche bags – ain’t that was Mrs. Herron calls ya all the time?”

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